I am the Center of the Universe

A funny thought came up the other day. Since I've ran away three natural disasters have happened. If  I were into omens I would say that God will not let the world rest until I am back with my parents for good. That should be sometime in the next few hours. So once again, so sorry folks, did not mean to start a 5.8 earth quake or cause people to be evacuated. When I walk the cliffs dance!